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Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease.

this is the first post to actually make me cry

fishtwigz:

Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease.

this is the first post to actually make me cry

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Posted at 10:28 PM 06 April 2014

unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

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Posted at 10:18 PM 06 April 2014
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Posted at 9:18 PM 27 March 2014

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Posted at 9:18 PM 27 March 2014
meesterdragon:

toolatelizlemon:

meesterdragon:

foodopia:

Portobello Burgers

Holy looks like meatiest tasting burger how can i get 50 of em

BRIAN, THE BUNS ARE MADE OF MUSHROOMS

I KNOW WHAT A PORTABELLO MUSHROOM IS, I LOVE SHROOMS (the legal kinds used in cooking)I made stuffed ones before and it was frigging amazingSo meaty and rich :’)

meesterdragon:

toolatelizlemon:

meesterdragon:

foodopia:

Portobello Burgers

Holy looks like meatiest tasting burger how can i get 50 of em

BRIAN, THE BUNS ARE MADE OF MUSHROOMS

I KNOW WHAT A PORTABELLO MUSHROOM IS, I LOVE SHROOMS (the legal kinds used in cooking)
I made stuffed ones before and it was frigging amazing
So meaty and rich :’)

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Posted at 9:00 PM 27 March 2014

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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Posted at 7:57 AM 19 February 2014
danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

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Posted at 8:18 PM 16 February 2014

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Posted at 8:17 PM 16 February 2014

guccier:

maybe-satan:

i just love how nickelodeon made a subtle joke about boobs.

omg

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Posted at 8:16 PM 16 February 2014

phantomofthebookstore:

nepetasfatcock:

polarisopposites:

this is one of my favorite posts

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH GOD i SNORTED FCUK OH GOD

"I’m ready sweetcheeks"

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Posted at 8:16 PM 16 February 2014